Saturday, March 22, 2008 AD

Beer May Be for Amateurs...

...but ABCNews is reporting that beer can be good for you:
The news is good, particularly for baby boomers, many of whom are dealing with obesity and high blood pressure, a major risk factor for heart disease and stroke.

Alcohol, including beer, in moderation raises high-density lipoprotein or HDL, known as good cholesterol, says Dr. R. Curtis Ellison, chief of the section of preventive medicine and epidemiology and professor of medicine and public health at the Boston University School of Medicine. It also appears to have a favorable effect on the lining of blood vessels, making them less likely to form a clot or for a clot to rupture and plug an artery, and may help protect against Type 2 diabetes.
This study brought to you by Samuel Adams. ;)

Friday, January 11, 2008 AD

Love and Hate

One of the things I have learned as I have grown up (and as my political sensibilities have matured) is how much one can love and hate capitalism. Capitalism allowed for the development of the craft brewing, brewpub, and microbrewing industry. It also allowed Granite City Food and Brewery to come into reality. I have always been a little wary of chain restaurants, but this takes the cake. For instance, if you come to my fair city and say you want to go out for Mexican food, I'm not going to take you to On the Border. I'm going to take you to Connie's, possibly the strangest name for a Mexican restaurant you have ever heard. Yet year after year, we vote it the best Mexican restaurants in town. Admittedly, you have to drive in the barrio to find it, and the building has been run into three times by various vehicles over the years, but the food is excellent and the atmosphere has an authentic feel to it. It's not the fake Mexican feel places like On the Border have. Wichita is full of interesting hole in the walls like Connie's, but the suburbs are dominated by chain restaurants. Sadly, much of the best food is found in decapitated buildings in less than desirable areas.

Getting back on track, who decided that creating a chain brewpub was a great idea? I am sure this has been said many different times by many different blogs (both on the left and on the right), but this goes against everything the brewpub experience is all about. It's not about having restaurants serving the same beers nationwide. We already have that. It's about men (and a few women) pushing the envelope and experimenting with different ingredients and trying new ideas. It's about pushing the envelope by reviving old styles and putting new twists to them. It's about being adventurous and seeing if your ideas are a success or a failure. It isn't about having 30 something different locations around the central US serving the same beer. We already have that. Everywhere.

I went there once when my parents bought my wife and I dinner there. It reminded my of Glacier Brewhouse in Anchorage, except without the decent-priced beer. Maybe the beer would have been good, but at the price they were asking, there was no way I was drinking. The food was good, but overpriced. They were asking $9.99 for a half-gallon growler. I can get a gallon at the Glacier Brewhouse for $5.95. It wouldn't surprise me if Glacier has the better beer too.

(Crossposted at Random Intolerance)

Monday, January 07, 2008 AD

Brew52.com

Great idea from Fraters Libertas...

Sampling a different Minnesota beer each week for a year and sharing your tasting thoughts with others? Brilliant. Check out Brew52 and sign up today to join the fun.


Although I'm a week behind, I'm thinking of joining. The only problem is that I don't want to buy a new 6 pack of beer each week. We really aren't big beer drinkers in the cold weather months. Plus with a house full of teens, I don't want to end up with a large stash of beer after a few weeks. I wonder if there is a store that sells beer bottles individually???

Saturday, December 22, 2007 AD

Possibly the worst joke ever...



From Norman's Demesne:

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest mug of beer for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The ! father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!!" The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes. By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, * * * * (Wait for it) * * * * * * (Ya ready?) * * * * (Don't hate me) * * * * ** * * (Take a deep breath) * * * * "He should've quit while he was a head!

{source: A Prairie Home Companion}

Comment: Good thing that Norman has such a credible source as A Prairie Home Companion, otherwise we might have to wonder just how such an esteemed Lutheran man found such a joke! Just kidding, Norman! Be sure to visit Norman and say "Umm, thanks."

Friday, December 21, 2007 AD

My Christmas Goose

My, but it's been a long time since someone made a drinking-related comment in these parts!

Anyhow, a couple years ago, I first discovered the Goose Island Beer Company and waxed poetic about Honker's Ale. I added it (and other G. I. offerings) to the Aardvark's Big Rotation O' Brew and Wine.

Goose Island Christmas AleThis year, a different brew finally made it to my rather primitive parts of planet Lutheran and I'm happy to tell you that I took the liberty of sampling Goose Island Christmas Ale on behalf of all our loyal reader(s?). According to the tag hanging from one of the bottles, "with each year the recipe changes slightly so there is something special to look forward to each season. Traditionally, it is a complex brown ale that develops well in the bottle for up to five years. (Emphasis theirs)"

Not wanting to blindly accept someone else's word about such an important topic, I bit the bullet, bought the six, and pledged myself to unbiased sampling. After tallying the results (and the final empty bottle), I must say that this year's brew lives up to its reputation. The one thing I can't fathom is anyone keeping this delicious ale away from his palate "for up to five years."

My only regret is not having tasted the ales of previous years in order to make a good comparison. DV, that shall not be a problem again.

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Friday, August 24, 2007 AD

Fraters Libertas updates their beer ratings

One of my favorite, and local, blogs, Fraters Libertas, has updated their official beer ratings page. Chad, the Elder, writes:

The Beer Ratings have once again been updated. We're now up to over three-hundred and twelve brews from all over the world. Read on...

Saturday, July 14, 2007 AD

An honest question for debate

There is a micro-brewery here in Manitoba which brews pretty decent beer. My question has to do with three of the beers they produce: The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit. Would it be considered blasphemous to drink such beer?

(Or at very least, heretical?)

Monday, May 07, 2007 AD

Everybody Dance Now!

The Lutherans are not the only folks struggling with church growth and the temptation to jettison liturgy and doctrine for the sake of attracting more people.

Sunday, May 06, 2007 AD

Can You Dig a New Carnival?

The Current Lutheran Carnival of Blogs

Random Dan and Intolerant Elle's marital merger hosts its first carnival since their nuptials. Please visit Lutheran Carnival IL: The Day after Cinco de Mayo at Random Intolerance.

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Monday, April 23, 2007 AD

You Must Now Be Registered to Comment...

Due to a questionable comment, you must now be registered to comment on Purpose Driven Drinking. If it persists, I'll be forced to do comment moderation.

My plate is very full (whose isn't?) and I will attend to the broken link pictures as soon as I can.

Questions or comments?

t.swede *funny symbol* gmail.com

Sunday, April 22, 2007 AD

Change in Venue Adjusts Carnival Orientation

Lutheran Carnival XLVIII is up and running at Living Sermons. Posts this week traveled to Japan before being put together four your reading pleasure and theological edification. Thanks to the chaplain for a job well done and thanks to all who dropped by the Alley over the past fortnight to check out Carny 47.

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Saturday, April 21, 2007 AD

Beer in the Bible


Can I give the Aardvark one of his own Aardie's? I highlighted an older post, Beer in the Bible, from Ask the Pastor this week on my blog, Katie's Beer. The post was noticed by a website called Hop Talk. Be sure to visit and say hello!

The main reason I highlighted the post is for this amazing Luther quote, which struck me as a very clear illustration of the difference between works-based religion and grace-based faith in God through Jesus Christ. The quote is well- introduced by Pastor Snyder:

Since we Lutherans are often stereotyped as beer-lovers, it seems appropriate to examine Biblical precedent. After all, Martin Luther (probably only partially in jest) commented upon doing what he could, then having a brew and getting out of the Lord's way during the Reformation: “I opposed indulgences and all the papists, but never with force. I simply taught, preached, and wrote God’s Word; otherwise I did nothing. And while I slept [cf. Mark 4:26–29], or drank Wittenberg beer with my friends Philipp [Melanchthon] and [Nicholas] Amsdorf, the Word so greatly weakened the papacy that no prince or emperor ever inflicted such losses upon it. I did nothing; the Word did everything.”

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 AD

This Ol' Aardvark's Carnival

Lent is over, the unbridled celebration of our Lord's resurrection has begun. I can pour an Eiswein* and enjoy the fruits of my labor in hosting the XLVIIth edition of the Lutheran Carnival of Blogs at Aardvark Alley.

*Review to follow upon completion of my field research.

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Friday, March 30, 2007 AD

St. Louis Brewers Heritage Fesitval Announced

40 days until beer time.....

St. Louis Brewers Heritage Festival, May 10 - 12, Lindell Pavillion, Forest Park.

Celebrating the pre-prohibition era of brewing in St. Louis, this festival brings together big and small brewers from the St. Louis area. These brewers include: Schlafly Beer, Allandale Brewery, Augusta Brewery, Square One Brewery, Trailhead Brewery, Anheuser-Busch, O¹Fallon Brewery, and Morgan Street Brewery.

Also featuring 50 different local styles of beer, St. Louis brewing history exhibits, food from local restaurants, and live music.

There are four sessions. Thursday is the VIP session and tickets cost $100. The the tickets for the sessions on Friday and Saturday cost $25.

See you in Forest Park!

Official Event Website:
www.stlbrewfest.com

Monday, March 26, 2007 AD

Winters' Spring Carnival

Thanks to seminarist Jay Winters, who presents Lutheran Carnival XLVI: Lutherade. Here you can not only read some of the best recent Lutheran blogging but also find out more about Gatorade inventor and Lutheran layman Robert Cade.

Also, this is your first threat warning reminder that the XLVIIth edition of the Lutheran Carnival of Blogs will be at Aardvark Alley. I know that many Lutheran bloggers, especially pastors, will be really busy over the next couple weeks. However, Holy Week and the celebration of our Lord's resurrection should also provide ample opportunity and incentive for some insightful writing.

Please be ready to submit your own work or suggest that of other confessional Lutherans, according the the general submission guidelines. Again, note that I encourage 3rd party submissions of good posts from those whose humility (or absent-mindedness) precludes self-submission.

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 AD

Home Brewing Blog

Since I'm hopelessly addicted to homebrewing now, I've started a new blog to keep everyone updated. I'll cross post good ones to PDD if you'd like. Stop on by this Kantor's Brewery anytime. We'll always have a fresh pint on tap!

Friday, March 16, 2007 AD

Saint Patrick's Day

or "Kiss Me, I'm Christian"

St. Pat's Beer HatWhat better place than here at PDD to remind folks that the real St. Patrick wouldn't at all be pleased with the riotous living and drunkenness that too often marks his feast day. The United States, especially, stands guilty of commemorating one of Christianity's great missionaries with excessive alcohol consumption and generally stupid behavior.

So if you're going to hoist a pint or two in honor of Padraig, try to keep in mind your vocation and the example you give to those around you. And if you'd like to find out a bit more about the saint, please see the commemoration of Saint Patrick at Aardvark Alley.

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 AD

Quote from the Concordia Theological Seminary (Ft. Wayne) Residence Handbook

SMOKING AND ALCOHOL

There is a “no smoking” policy inside ALL buildings on campus. All smokers who wish to smoke may do
so outside, preferably away from the sides of the buildings with windows. Alcohol may be consumed in
the residence hall by students who are 21 years of age or older. Moderation is to be encouraged because
drunkenness is not appropriate for men pursuing the ministry. (See Eph. 9:18 and I Tim. 3:3.)
Alcohol served to minors is prohibited.


'tis good to be Lutheran my friends!

Monday, February 26, 2007 AD

Legal Moonshine?

WSJ.com's Washington Wire:
These days in North Carolina, real moonshine is going commercial, too. A transplanted New Yorker has started distilling a legal — and nontoxic — version called Catdaddy, to answer the growing demand for ‘shine among southern yuppies. And even the old-fashioned untaxed kind is being flavored with peaches to ease the burn. Or so they say.
Can I get a tax break for using this alternative fuel for, uh, non-fuel purposes? :)

Friday, February 23, 2007 AD

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 AD

Homebrew Update

On this, the 2 year anniversary of PDD, I'll give some updates on the homebrew situation here.

I'm glad that one is permitted to drink beer in Lent without violating fast "rules", so I'm planning on doing just that. Tomorrow I'll bottle my first two all-grain beers: my "fell in the snow" IPA, and an amber ale I'm gonna call "Covenant Elite: Amber Ale". (wort, wort, wort!). I'm nervous that my IPA is infected, because it has a scent that seems sour to me. The amber smells a bit off as well, but I think it may be ok. I'll bottle them both and we'll find out later if they really are infected. Slow fermenting was the problem I'm sure, since it's so cold in my house (55 downstairs, 60-65 upstairs). I know of a few places where contamination may have occurred (mainly, my wort chiller which leaks a bit of tap water into the wort... gotta tighten the connections up more somehow) and I"ll try to fix those before the next batch.

The BVM milkstout is almost ready to taste. I'll crack the first one open on Friday the 23rd (Commemoration of St. Polycarp, Bishop & Martyr).

Upcoming beers include a Belgian wit that I'm calling "Il bianco e dulce cigno" (The sweet and white swan, a famous renaissance text). Also another IPA attempt, as a "Farewell to Grand Rapids" brew. Also a simple Pale Ale to make new friends at the seminary during summer greek. Fall beers may include a spiced pumpkin ale for October and a doppelbock (my first lager) for Advent. I started a google calendar for my beer brewing schedule. You can all view it here

Blessed Ash Wednesday tomorrow!

Pro Christo Da Mihi Potum

This "Fat Tuesday" it seems appropriate to link to an entry on Timotheos's new blog:
But in light of this past quarter, I reproduce a Latin quotation which seems so apt at the end of every quarter:

Nunc scripsi totum, pro Christo da mihi potum.

[”Now I have written everything, for the sake of Christ give me a drink”]

Saturday, February 03, 2007 AD

Best Bang for the Buck

Since this blog has been inactive as of late, let me ask a question of everyone who posts here (I will answer it too).

What beer do you think is the best value? I don't mean which beer is the best, but which beer do you think delivers quality at a good price. At one time, issues of a wine magazine would hit my desk (the advantage of working at a place with "library" in the name but without any books). In there, they would rate wine on a 0-100 scale. Every once in a while, you would run across a wine which would get above an 80, but be under $10. That is what I want you all to think about. Quality and price.

What made me ask that question? I was reading an article about the efficiency of different rifle cartridges.

What is my answer? Leinenkugel's. They produce wonderful beers that won't break the bank. It definitely isn't American Macrobrew. Are they the best beers? No, but they are a good value. I can't pay $2-5 for a bottle of beer every time I enter the store. So Leiney's is my every day beer. I'm drinking a Doppelbock right now, and it tastes better, IMHO, than many of the doppelbocks out there that cost more. That, my friends, is value, and Leiney's is a great value brewery.

Friday, February 02, 2007 AD

The B.V.M. Stout.... on Candlemas!


It seems to be something Divine, that without my planning, the Blessed Virign Mary Milkstout will be bottled on Candlemas, a feast of Mary and of Christ (Purification of and Presentation of respectively). Today I bottle, and hopefully I'll get a good number of bottles. Hopefully the beer is as wonderful as I anticipate it will be also. Here's the label I've devised (to be printed on blue paper naturally). I may have to change the notes about how it tastes, but that day comes in two weeks, or perhaps a month.

In other beer news, I brewed my first all-grain beer last Tuesday. No pictures, sorry. I need to find a friend who'll wake up early and spend all day out in the freezing cold with me drinking beers and boiling wort. Once I do, I'll get him/her to take pictures so we can all see how I do all-grain brewing. Tuesday's batch will be called "Fell in the Snow" IPA because I dumped the box of milled grains in the snow on the way to the mash tun! :\ I figured it's all just water, and I'll be boiling it for an hour to kill any germs anyhow. So I just loaded up my mash tun with scoops from the thick and still-falling snow, and the only negative result was a lower-than-optimal rest temperature (145 instead of 150-152). We shall see how it turns out. Here was my recipe:

13lbs American Pale Ale Malt
1lb American Crystal 40L
-mash for 60 minutes with 170° water (152° rest temp)
-batch sparge with 180° water

American Pale ale Yeast (Whitelabs)

60 minute boil.
1oz Galena 60 mins
1oz Galena 15 mins
1oz Cascade (Aroma)
-IBUs: 61

We'll see how it goes. My next beer I think will be an all-grain red ale. Hopefully I'll brew it next week, maybe Wednesday.

Thursday, February 01, 2007 AD

Bilk

You know that I do have a taste for the quirky and weird, but the Japanese definitely have me beat. It's a whole country of people constantly trying weird things.

You’re a Japanese dairy farmer. You’ve got a huge surplus of milk. Do you:

– sell it on the cheap to starving Africans?
– freeze it for formula in case your country’s birthrate ever creeps back up to 1.0?
– design a cutting edge milk-powered Japanese robot?

Nope. Obviously, you turn it into beer so that the elderly can get ripped and fight osteoporosis at the same time.


HT--Hot Air

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 AD

What State the Union?

Thanks to Necessary Roughness, we discover a way to endure the State of the Union Address and its Democratic rebuttal tonight.

We interrupt this hat tip to bring you an essential disclaimer. We publish the following links for entertainment purposes only. Please do not push the game to its obvious extremes. Dangerously high alcohol levels might result.

In Prep for the State of the Union, Dan points his readers to The State of the Union Address Drinking Game, a group participation activity based upon words and actions from tonight's speechification.

Use with extreme caution — total oblivion may otherwise result.

Thursday, January 18, 2007 AD

Beata Virgo Maria Stout


I racked my third beer, the "Blessed Virgin Mary Milkstout", into the secondary fermenter today. The colour is really nice. I tasted some of the un-conditioned and un-carbonated beer, and it tasted very sweet, and had some nice chocolate/burnt flavors as well. Above all, since it's a milk or cream ale, it should be smooth and sweet. Looks like I'm on the right rack so far. I'm gonna let this ale condition in the secondary for a little longer than I had in the past: probably about two weeks. Then I'll bottle it and it will be ready for drinking in another two.

I'm not sure what my next beer will be. I have some ingredients for a wheat beer, and I'd like to give another try to my dry-hopped IPA that didn't turn out. I also want to bite the bullet and start brewing from all grain. That involves some more equipment and about 3 hours of time added to my process. Everyone tells me that it's mostly a big mental hurdle, and the actual process isn't all that terribly hard. Plus, in the long run it will be cheaper to brew from all grain, it can make bigger batches, and hey: it gives me the most control over the details of a beer. Eventually, using all grain brewing, one *could* taste any beer and know how to make a similar clone.

I think I need a shed for my fast expanding hobby....

In beer drinking news, I'm very impressed with the beers from Atwater Brewery of Detroit Michigan. Their "shaman's" porter is great, and last night I had two pints of their "Hell" lager, which was light sweet and thirst-quenching.

I had a beer from Ommegang a week ago: their Hennepin Saison. It was refreshing and a little spicy, with great citrusy hops. Their Witte is always a great one. Soft, pale, and refreshing wheat with orange and coriander: one of my favorite wheat beers for sure.

One I meant to write about for a while was the IPA I had from Saugatuck Brewing Co.. It was really thick, super high gravity. Lots of bitterness and hops. I can't find it on their website, so perhaps it was discontinued. The waitress who served me tried to disuade me from ordering it. When it arrived, I took a sip and she was grimacing and asked me if I actually liked it, which I did very much. Apparently it was way too bitter for her. Her loss. :)

Now I'm off to work. I shall report back in when the BVM milkstout is bottled, and when it is tasted!

Monday, January 01, 2007 AD

LC XL PDQ*

*That would be "Get to Lutheran Carnival 40 (or eXtra Large) — and Do It Quickly!"

Yep, Random Dan has poured a full glass of Lutheran cheer and Lutheran Carnival XL is now decanted at the mother blog. Drop by for a deep draught of recently fermented blogging excellence. Also featured is the current "underknown Lutheran," composer Michael Praetorius. I've found his music an excellent accompaniment for consuming quality alcoholic products.

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Cross-posted (sort of) at Aardvark Alley.

Monday, December 04, 2006 AD

Homebrew update! (Sorry)

Sorry friends. forgot to check the comments!

The Stout turned out pretty good. Definetly drinkable, though I'm sure it could be better. My second beer is finished too: a dry-hopped IPA. I don't like it as much... some off flavors, mostly tastes a bit soapy. I think either I didn't clean it very well or perhaps I had it condition at too high a temperature. Still drinkable too, but not as nicely.

My next beer needs to get in the fermenter soon, but I haven't gotten around to brewing yet. It will be a cream stout. I'll be calling it the BVM (Blessed Virgin Mary) Milk Stout. It will be done sometime after Christmas.... so perfect for a post-nativity drinking beer. After all, cream stouts are supposed to be good for nursing mothers! :)

Sunday, December 03, 2006 AD

Raise Your Glasses for the New Carnival

Chaplain Matt Boarts of LivingSermons presents Lutheran Carnival XXXVIII. IIRC, this is the first Lutheran carny we've had hosted by an active duty military man.

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006 AD

St Sixtus Abbey brews beer

By Noelle Knox, USA TODAY
BRUSSELS — Inside the sanctuary of the abbey of St. Sixtus of Westvleteren is a beer lover's dream and a businessman's nightmare.

Piety, not profit, is what these monks seek. The St. Sixtus monks break every rule in Business 101 except attention to quality. And therein may lie the secret of their success in brewing a beer that some rank among the world's best and that is so hard to get there's a black market for it.

St. Sixtus brews three beers. The Westvleteren 12 is a strong, dark beer with a 12% alcohol content. It is consistently ranked among the top five beers in the world by RateBeer.com, a website for beer enthusiasts with 26,500 members. In the latest survey, it reclaimed the No. 1 spot from AleSmith Barrel Aged Speedway Stout.

The Westvleteren monks also make a dark beer with an 8% alcohol content (ranked ninth by RateBeer.com), and a blond beer with a 6% alcohol content. This is heady stuff compared with a can of Coors, which has 4% alcohol.

"It's a great beer. Very rich, very strong. ... There's a lot of inherent complexity, tastes of dates, raisins, cocoa," explains Joseph Tucker, executive director for RateBeer. "They're not compromising any kind of flavor profile to save a few pennies. Most commercial brewers are in the business of making money, to serve their investors, and they compromise taste."

While craft brewing in the USA is still relatively new, the abbey in Westvleteren has been making beer since 1836, passing the tradition from monk to monk over the ages.

No reason to change

The doorbell sounds with a loud chime. Brother Joris, head of the brewery, answers, dressed in the Cistercian habit of white robe with a black, hooded outer robe, gray socks and leather sandals. His dark hair is cropped short. He wears a plain watch with a black band.

It's one of the 72 brewing days of the year, but the abbey is still quiet and peaceful. Brother Joris leads the way past aluminum tanks and the bottling room, where a team of five monks is at work.

During the next five to eight weeks, as the beer ages in tanks and then in bottles, potential customers will call the abbey's "beer phone," which has a recorded message that tells them when the beer will go on sale (36 times a year, for as long as stock lasts).

On the first day the beer goes on sale, cars start lining up at the abbey at 5:15 a.m., says Brother Joris. The gates open at 10 a.m., and buyers are limited to two cases per car. "Not to be resold" is stamped on the receipts, but customers regularly disregard the monks' wish, and the coveted beer is exported, unlabeled and without permission, to America and elsewhere.

While the machinery is more modern today — it was last updated in 1989 — the philosophy is the same.

"As monks, the rule is pray and work. These are the two pillars of a Trappist life," Brother Joris explains. "If you prayed 24 hours a day you'd go nuts. So there has to be a balance between work and monastic life. So that balance is there. We earn our living. There's no reason to change that, or make more money."

St. Sixtus brews just 60,000 cases of beer a year. The famous Westvleteren 12 sells for about $33 a case, the blond 6 is the cheapest at $23 for 24 bottles. That makes enough money to cover the costs of maintaining the abbey, where 28 monks work. There's also a little extra to help the needy.

The brewery currently is running at maximum capacity. And the monks are not interested in raising prices or production, because that would require hiring more outside workers (they have three) and working with distributors.

"At that moment it would cease to be what it is now, an integrated part of our existence," he explains.

Brother Joris, 45, joined St. Sixtus 12 years ago. Before that, he was a captain in the Belgian police force. "We are separated from the world, but we encounter the world in ourselves," he says. "You do not become a saint by entering a monastery."

A tradition of beermaking

There are six Trappist monasteries in Belgium making beer and one in The Netherlands. Several of them rank in RateBeer's top 50. Only the abbey of Achel brews less than St. Sixtus, while the Abbey of Notre-Dame de Scourmont, which makes the Chimay beer, is the largest.

But the monks at St. Sixtus don't see any of the Trappist beers as competition.

"The first Benedictine value, we follow the rule of St. Benedict, is humility," Brother Joris says. "Humility begins with not comparing oneself with another.

"We make one Trappist ale. There are seven Trappist breweries: Each of them has its own character, reflects its own community. They're all good. What's the point of beginning to compete?"

Nor do they care that they are again the top-ranked beer. "Being No. 1 is not news. It's a website. There are other professional beer-tasting contests and beer awards that are more valuable than being No. 1 on a website," he adds.

But they don't participate in those contests either. "It's more trouble," he says, "packing the bottles and shipping them."

No marketing, no competition, no increase in prices or production. It's enough to make a capitalist cry.

Illegally imported Westvleteren beer, for example, sells for $8 to $12 a bottle in specialty bars and restaurants in the USA.

"We bought all the rest of it we could get that was left from the distributors," says Michael Roper, owner of the Hopleaf bar in Chicago.

Roper's bar sold out of Westvleteren two weeks ago. Supply has dried up under pressure from the monks to stop illegal exports, he says.

"Westvleteren is a great beer, and I'm very saddened I don't have any more, and I didn't even save any for myself and now I'm thinking, 'What was I thinking?' "

Roper says he would love to see it in his bar again. "But I also understand they're not a brewery. It's a spiritual community," he says. "I don't think their mission is the same as Anheuser-Busch."

Brother Joris agrees. In fact, he agreed to be interviewed only because he wanted to warn Americans against buying illegally imported Westvleteren.

"My message is, people should know that the beer arrives there in a very un-Trappist-like way," he says. "It's the result of a lot of maneuvering in the dark before it actually shows up there."

Such underhanded tactics go against the Benedictine values under which the monks work. The St. Sixtus abbey also has no way of vouching for the quality of the beer, which is sensitive to temperature and light, when it arrives. Nor are they insured to export beer to the United States.

"I would advise your readers not to ask for or buy Westvleteren," he says. "You do not support the Trappist cause by buying Westvleteren in the United States. So if you want to support the Trappist cause, you drink one from the other six (breweries), which are legally imported."

Sunday, October 29, 2006 AD

hip. hip-HOPS. hip-HOPS-anonymous

Hi. I'm Sean and I'm a hop-head.
[Welcome, Sean]
Let me share one of my new best friends:

Dogfish Head 90-Minute IPA

I knew I liked IPAs, so I took a chance and got a pint of it at my favorite local bar.

Good choice. It was awesome! The other day I asked for it again, and I was dejected when they brought me a bottle. I asked the bartender, and she told me that they didn't have it on draught anymore, but it is nearly the same out of the bottle. She was absolutely right. Tap or bottle, this beer always is great!

I'm only starting to understand the taste (and associated vocabulary) of beers and how to describe them, but this was a fantastic one. I think it's the balance of this one that made it so nice: great hops, great sweet malt... a good one. The high alcohol content was something I could notice, but it wasn't the focal point of the beer... just an added bonus! :)

Presently I'm drinking Stone Ruination IPA. This beer will knock you flat on every possible level. You can read the bottle cover and the press release at the link. I recommend it too, but I think the dogfish is much more drinkable, even for such a high alcohol content. It's becoming clear to me as I type that the Stone was a poor choice on an empty stomach! :) It only comes in 22's, so watch out!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 AD

Kantor's Stout Ale (my first homebrew)

I have put this off for a long time, but now that I'm putting labels on my first batch and bottling my second, it's time to give the PDD fans a little insight into the new world I've discovered: Homebrewing Beer!


First you gather your ingredients: grain to steep, malt extract, water, hops, and yeast. Sanitize everything like it's your day job.


Boil your water to clean it, then bring it back down and steep your grains (in the bag) for 30 minutes at 150°F. Toss it away and bring to a boil.


Add the extract and your first hop addition and bring her back to a boil, which will bring out some "hot break" material that will float around in there. Don't worry, you'll filter that out eventually!


BOIL! keep it up for 60 minutes, adding your various hops and perhaps other ingredients at the appropriate times. Aroma hops for the last 5 minutes of the boil, if you add any.


Ok, the boil is over. Rapidly cool your wort (that's what you call the sweet stuff that will eventually ferment into beer) down to 80 degrees or so. (otherwise, when you pitch your yeast, you'll kill the lil' guys with hot wort!)


Cool it down and rack it off into the primary fermenter. The air lock on top will bubble, letting co2 out and keeping other contaminated gasses and fruit flies from coming in! Here it will sit for about a week.


After fermentation has slowed, it's time to rack it off the trub into the secondary fermenter. This is the trub left over, the dead yeast and break materials and hops and other gunk that we don't want in contact with the beer anymore, because it will give it off-flavors.


Here's the beer in my secondary fermenter, a glass carboy.


Light is the enemy now! Cover up that carboy to keep the light from skunking up your beer... unless you like that green bottle heineken skunk taste....

Ok, bottling day!

Rack the beer to your bottling bucket, add some corn sugar to start fermentation again, pour it into the bottles, cap 'em, and let them sit for 2 weeks or more to condition and carbonate. I'll post later about the final product and my labels. (I can't find my camera right now!)

Sunday, October 22, 2006 AD

It's a Carnival

TheoMony hosts the newest Lutheran Carnival, giving it a special Reformation emphasis prior to the 489th anniversary of the posting of the Ninety-five Theses. So please, check out Lutheran Carnival XXXV and remember to thank Kobra and Monergon for their work.

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