Legal Moonshine?

WSJ.com's Washington Wire:

These days in North Carolina, real moonshine is going commercial, too. A transplanted New Yorker has started distilling a legal — and nontoxic — version called Catdaddy, to answer the growing demand for ‘shine among southern yuppies. And even the old-fashioned untaxed kind is being flavored with peaches to ease the burn. Or so they say.

Can I get a tax break for using this alternative fuel for, uh, non-fuel purposes? :)