...You're no longer the hipster beer. That honor now goes to St. Pauli Girl beer."So says The Philadelphia Weekly. Since when was Pabst Blue Ribbon ever hip? What is Pabst Blue Ribbon any way?
If you drink (American) Budweiser, Coors or Miller, you are a dick. If you drink Bud Light, Coors Light or Miller Lite, you are a dick on a stick. These fizzy beverages can be considered beers only in the same way toothpaste can be considered food. Try drinking one at room temperature if you don't believe me.
If on the other hand you're spotted quaffing (Czech) Budweiser, Timothy Taylor, Anchor Steam, Grainstore Rutland Panther or Theakston's Old Peculier (sic), this immediately marks you out as a god among men-knitted twat hat with spazzy earflaps notwithstanding.
Finally, have you met the new St. Pauli Girl?
She's our new patron saint for 2006!
Here's last years, just in case you forgot...
Notice a theme? The beer, right?