Something We've Known All Along...

Thanks to JAMES TARANTO in today's Best of the Web for pointing THIS out:

A pint of beer or a glass of wine triggers the growth of new brain cells and boosts memory, scientists say. . . . The growth of new neurons could improve memory and learning, said Prof Stefan Brene, who carried out the research at the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm. . . .

The findings did not surprise members of the Campaign for Real Ale. "It is well known that alcohol in moderation is good for your body so it's no surprise it's also good for your mind," said a spokeswoman. "Maybe that is why lots of pub quiz teams are so bright."

Cheers.

DAVE BARRY: A GIANT LURCH FORWARD FOR BEER CONSUMERS!

Heh.

The Ultimate Beer Bong?

What exactly does THIS do?