Monday, February 21, 2005 AD

Hey Kid

Alcohol alone is not the substance of beer. Alcohol also is included in cleaning supplies and girly drinks. Beer's manliness comes from the malt, the grain, and the bitter, bitter hops. The hops especially keep girls and girlie-men from drinking it. Of course, in a hop-free beer, you usually get all kinds of unfiltered grainy goodness floating around to put hair on your chest. If you're going to drink something just for the alcohol, drink something manly like bourbon. Drinking beer just for the alcohol is like watching The Godfather just to see boobs. You have much to learn, my son.

2 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

Very well said. I am about 6-9 beers into an evening of blogging. I have had to retype this comment about nine times due to my lack of keyboarding skills with a buzz.

If a girl drinks queer beer, it is not queer, as she is a girl. If a man drinks it, it is.

I give women their due if they drink beer, dark beer at that, as they appear to appreciate the finer things in life.

God gave man many gifts in life. Creating beverages that tantilize the palate while "loosen" the mind may have been close to His greatest gift, short of women and His son.

I love GOo and I love beer. i am done trying to post tonight.

4:09 PM  
Blogger The Terrible Swede said...

Twelve hour shifts kicking your ass? Or is Tonya? Have the active duty guys gotten back yet to give you relief?

I remember twelve hour shifts with "consummating" chemical gear and then trying to work on aircraft. They suck. Get-up, eat, work, eat, sleep and so on.

4:57 PM  

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